I wish somebody loved me the way Hunter Biden loves Parmesan cheese when he thinks it’s crack.

Remember y’all ...

If you do exactly what the government tells you - King Grandpa Turnip Brain and Emperor Flip-Flop Fauci are going to “allow” you to have a small barbecue for the 4th of July.

If you don’t know that Mitch McConnell is a scumbag, Deep State, phony POS - you’re not paying attention.


I can see it now. ...

"I'm vaccinated." is going to be the new "I'm a vegan."